Lightning McQueen’s Hype Playlist
Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we are not professional racers. We’re also not animated cars. Thought experiment: YOU. ARE. an animated car. And YOU are about to ZOOOOOOOM in a big race. Let’s say, for the sake of pretend,…
Bathroom Break
Edition 04 Dorsey Center, Lower Floor: ★★★★1/2 Dear reader, It has long since been customary for one to require some sort of reading material to accompany them on particularly long trips to the loo. In decades passed, the frequent choice…
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we are not dogs. But you know who is? SNOOPY. You know who I’m talking about. Little white dog. Big nose. Chef. Comedian. Connoisseur of music. America’s favorite cartoon animal. Have you ever wondered…
Pieces of Human Life
Content Warning: This fictional poem falls within the horror genre. It contains themes of gore, body horror and cannibalism. Please note that it is a fictional poem. I contemplate on how long I am willing to keep this up. It…
The Starry-Eyed Girl
I once knew a starry-eyed girl, She lived down the hall from me. When we walked home from school, She would tell me the most fantastic stories And on weekends we would become characters fighting to save the world. Leaning…
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
APOCALYPSE: TUNES TO SURVIVE TO Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not planning doomsday. We also aren’t zombie apologists. However, we are ear buds! We may not have a fool-proof strategy for the pending DOOM that’s coming, but we…
Bathroom Break
Edition 03 The Porta-Potties: ★★★ Dear reader, It has long since been customary for one to require some sort of reading material to accompany them on particularly long trips to the loo. In decades passed, the frequent choice of…
Gophers Turns Goucher Into Halloween Town
Halloween has always been my favorite time of year. It’s the day where I can dress up as anything I want to be and do all kinds of activities that let me connect with ghosts and monsters. As I stepped…
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
SEXY VAMPIRE: YOUR TYPICAL THRILLER ROMANCE MUSICAL Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not undead. We are also not advocates for nonconsensual biting. However, we are ear buds! Yes, we know it’s technically November now. But the spooky vibes…
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