The Twitter feed “Overheard at Goucher,” with almost 300 followers, posts cryptic messages of words overheard on campus. Accepting submissions, the anonymous student who runs this Twitter page updates fairly recently and has been active since November of 2017. The student, who prefers to keep their identity to themselves, stated to the Q, “Yeah I just think Goucher kids are really funny especially when you take snippets of a conversation out of context!!” So here are my favorite ten #overheardatgoucher tweets from over the years.
- “Consent is important whether we are sharing grapes or sharing tongues” – 27 November 2018
- “I’m still not clear what a gopher is” – 27 November 2018
- “I thought about being a sexy fox for Halloween, but I don’t want people thinking I’m a furry” – 31 October 2018
- “I’ve never seen a lightning bug in real life, only on Camp Rock” – 4 October 2018
- “I actually really like the presidential alert it felt like I was in a big group message with the whole country” – 4 October 2018
- “I’m a hoe for memory foam – 4 October 2018
- “Cleaning my diva cup in the Jeffrey bathroom was probably the most stressful part of my weekend” – 3 October 2018
- “It could’ve been a rom com but it was Jeffery Dahmer” – 20 September 2018
- “…and now he’s got a whole new scrotum” – 31 August 2018
- “I’m gonna need you to take an entire stadium worth of seats” – 15 May 2018
Honorable Mentions:
“All we do is Juul and Ju Ju on that beat” – 25 August 2018
“Knees are just leg knuckles” – 26 January 2018