Which CPE Section Should You Take A Class In?
The Academic Policies Committee doesn’t seem to know, so take this quiz to find out! It’s seventy degrees outside and there’s … Keep Reading
BRUNCH NEVER BEEN SO FINE
Bacon, toast, biscuits and sausage. They don’t thrill me like you do. Soggy surface jiggles on my fork’s tip. You may … Keep Reading
I AWAIT YOU
I glance up the stairs Are you busy today? I need me a plate of your sweet embrace I await YOU. … Keep Reading
Stalled at Parkside
While the train is stalled at Parkside Avenue, a toddler clambers onto the row seating his weary mother sinking onto the bench … Keep Reading
An Ode to The Van
The vacant space in the front of Van Meter stands stripped and naked. As you walk up the steps off of Van … Keep Reading
Six More Facts About Hoobastank That You Will Not Believe! #5 made me want to climb a tall building whilst wearing a gorilla suit holding a small girl in my arms!
After the universal interest in my previous article on Hoobastank, I present to you another list of unbelievable facts about the world’s … Keep Reading
The Proliferation of the Goucher Plague
In the year of our Lord, two thousand and nineteen, the small college community at Goucher experienced the wrath of the Gods … Keep Reading