The Starry-Eyed Girl
I once knew a starry-eyed girl, She lived down the hall from me. When we walked home from school, She would tell me the most fantastic stories And on weekends we would become characters fighting to save the world. Leaning…
Bathroom Break
Edition 03 The Porta-Potties: ★★★ Dear reader, It has long since been customary for one to require some sort of reading material to accompany them on particularly long trips to the loo. In decades passed, the frequent choice of…
Gophers Turns Goucher Into Halloween Town
Halloween has always been my favorite time of year. It’s the day where I can dress up as anything I want to be and do all kinds of activities that let me connect with ghosts and monsters. As I stepped…
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
SEXY VAMPIRE: YOUR TYPICAL THRILLER ROMANCE MUSICAL Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not undead. We are also not advocates for nonconsensual biting. However, we are ear buds! Yes, we know it’s technically November now. But the spooky vibes…
Nostalgic Halloween Costumes For Your Duo or Group
Happy (almost) Halloween Gophers! This year, Halloween trends seem to reflect a need for nostalgia, specifically late 90s and early 2000s nostalgia. In the midst of the Barbenheimers and Travis and Taylor’s of the world, here’s some 2000s cartoon duo…
The Final Waltz
I took the Path to the left of the road. My family, their humming voices faint, marched along the pavement to my right, their laughter and chatter becoming Leaves in the wind as I, alone, took the Path. I used…
Food for Thought
An illustration representing collected quotes from the Goucher student body regarding their dining experience. By Sam Rose ’26
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
It sounds like candles are lit Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not arsonists. We’re also not telling you that you should go to Target, buy a pack of apple cinnamon candles, and light them in your dorm room,…
Bathroom Break
Edition 02 Alcock First Floor: ★★★★ Dear reader, It has long since been customary for one to require some sort of reading material to accompany them on particularly long trips to the loo. In decades passed, the frequent choice of…
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