The Quindecim

The independent student newspaper at Goucher College

Fiction

Remember?

The following is a poem by Xyn Evans Remember?  Of course I do. Everything looked so vibrant and exciting. It was when we could play outside every day after school. When we didn’t have a care in the world. When…

EAR BUDS: Nature Valley Granola Bar

By Tess Seibert ’25 and Aniya Carrington ’25 Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya. We don’t have a brand deal. We also are not a good source of daily fiber. However, we are a good source of tunes! This edition’s playlist…

Lightning McQueen’s Hype Playlist

Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we are not professional racers. We’re also not animated cars. Thought experiment: YOU. ARE. an animated car. And YOU are about to ZOOOOOOOM in a big race. Let’s say, for the sake of pretend,…

WILD WEST BATTLES

Comic: Wild West Battles by Sam Rose ’26

Bathroom Break

Edition 04 Dorsey Center, Lower Floor: ★★★★1/2  Dear reader, It has long since been customary for one to require some sort of reading material to accompany them on particularly long trips to the loo. In decades passed, the frequent choice…

EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we are not dogs. But you know who is? SNOOPY. You know who I’m talking about. Little white dog. Big nose. Chef. Comedian. Connoisseur of music. America’s favorite cartoon animal. Have you ever wondered…

Pieces of Human Life

Content Warning: This fictional poem falls within the horror genre. It contains themes of gore, body horror and cannibalism. Please note that it is a fictional poem. I contemplate on how long I am willing to keep this up. It…

EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

APOCALYPSE: TUNES TO SURVIVE TO Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not planning doomsday. We also aren’t zombie apologists. However, we are ear buds! We may not have a fool-proof strategy for the pending DOOM that’s coming, but we…