An Ode to The Van
The vacant space in the front of Van Meter stands stripped and naked. As you walk up the steps off of Van … Keep Reading
Six More Facts About Hoobastank That You Will Not Believe! #5 made me want to climb a tall building whilst wearing a gorilla suit holding a small girl in my arms!
After the universal interest in my previous article on Hoobastank, I present to you another list of unbelievable facts about the world’s … Keep Reading
The Proliferation of the Goucher Plague
In the year of our Lord, two thousand and nineteen, the small college community at Goucher experienced the wrath of the Gods … Keep Reading
An Ode to Heubeck Dining Hall
In your 9:20 am class, someone says, “I really want a Heubeck burrito.” You roll your eyes—how could someone want Heubeck burritos … Keep Reading
Sweet ice that grows in my heart, Let your sadness be thawed, Let your sweet Sappho song breathe to me Allow my … Keep Reading
Six Facts About Hoobastank That You Will Not Believe! #4 made me want to punch a baby!
Hoobastank is the world’s foremost rock band. Known for 2003’s song of the year “The Reason” and others, Hoobastank has become an … Keep Reading
Restroom Review – Wagner Fourth Floor
Stimson. Plain and docile by day. Dark and menacing at night. She was top dog, with a dining hall and large … Keep Reading
Ten Billion Dollars and Half a Pie on 5th Avenue
Based on a true story seen on the corner of Fifth Avenue New York. On the corner I sat with a little … Keep Reading
Restroom Review – First Year Village
Hi! I’m Julia Haworth, a first-year Communications major. Last semester, Neassa Hunt began writing bathroom reviews, but she has since graduated, and … Keep Reading
An Ode to Stimson
“Your shirt smells like Stimson,” someone tells you. There’s not a specific smell that you can pinpoint as smelling like an entire … Keep Reading