The Final Waltz
I took the Path to the left of the road. My family, their humming voices faint, marched along the pavement to my right, their laughter and chatter becoming Leaves in the wind as I, alone, took the Path. I used…
Getting To Know Towson!
As we move into the latter half of the semester, we come across a common dilemma that college students face in this modern day and age: Where do you go to study? Oftentimes, the perfect spot desired is not one…
Opinion: The Student Market is one of Goucher’s most active spots, so why is it closed so early?
Located in the heart of the Goucher community, the student market gives students an alternative to the dining hall on a campus without many food options. Being one of just three food sources at Goucher, the student market’s value is…
Nostalgic Halloween Costumes For Your Duo or Group
Happy (almost) Halloween Gophers! This year, Halloween trends seem to reflect a need for nostalgia, specifically late 90s and early 2000s nostalgia. In the midst of the Barbenheimers and Travis and Taylor’s of the world, here’s some 2000s cartoon duo…
Palestine: The Men Deserve Our Help Too.
Over the past few weeks, the Israeli siege on Gaza has left many a “think of the children” narrative circulating social media. We have been bombarded with images of deceased children, we know that nearly half of Gaza’s population is…
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
SEXY VAMPIRE: YOUR TYPICAL THRILLER ROMANCE MUSICAL Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not undead. We are also not advocates for nonconsensual biting. However, we are ear buds! Yes, we know it’s technically November now. But the spooky vibes…
The Last Shall be the First: Zionism, Decolonization, and National Liberation
“When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity.” -CLR James The Black Jacobins *The bourgeoisie media continues its role of…
Goucher Students Weigh In On Concerns Over Campus Safety Communications
As the year progresses, one of several concerns raised by Goucher students has been the speed and urgency at which the Office of Campus Safety communicates issues to students. These concerns range from Campus Safety not addressing serious issues that…
Bathroom Break
Edition 02 Alcock First Floor: ★★★★ Dear reader, It has long since been customary for one to require some sort of reading material to accompany them on particularly long trips to the loo. In decades passed, the frequent choice of…
Food for Thought
An illustration representing collected quotes from the Goucher student body regarding their dining experience. By Sam Rose ’26














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