The Quindecim

The independent student newspaper at Goucher College

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Behind Goucher’s New Admissions Strategy

Goucher College is reaching peak admissions season, with many high school seniors in the heat of decision making. In response to the recent surplus of requests for tours, the Admissions Office has been struggling to keep up. The influx has…

The Undecim: April Fools!

BREAKING NEWS: GOUCHER COLLEGE LEASES OUT ENTIRE CAMPUS  Goucher College’s Towson Campus starts leasing almost every inch of campus to corporations for 99 or 50 years each.  IKEA rents out horse stables to “test new and old products.” Beatrice Moody…