Sweet ice that grows in my heart, Let your sadness be thawed, Let your sweet Sappho song breathe to me Allow my words to flow freely As I slip into the sweet lavender scent May your strawberry coated lips echo…

Six Facts About Hoobastank That You Will Not Believe! #4 made me want to punch a baby!

Hoobastank is the world’s foremost rock band. Known for 2003’s song of the year “The Reason” and others, Hoobastank has become an international household name. Here are six facts (one for each fantastic album) you may not know about this…

Restroom Review – Wagner Fourth Floor

  Stimson. Plain and docile by day. Dark and menacing at night. She was top dog, with a dining hall and large complex of resident houses to boot; Stimson Hall was Goucher’s former glory, now being forcefully put to rest….

Ten Billion Dollars and Half a Pie on 5th Avenue

Based on a true story seen on the corner of Fifth Avenue New York.  On the corner I sat with a little pie no bigger than your monstrous hand on the corner of Fifth Avenue. It was small, I guess,…

GSG Had Their Annual Retreat and Here’s What’s Up

On February 10 in the Pinkard Room, Goucher Student Government (GSG), held its first retreat of the semester. In its current iteration, GSG is comprised of sixteen Senators, and two Co-Presidents (all listed at the end of this article). Their…

Esports Joins Campus and Landmark Conference

League of Legends is a fast-paced game in which two teams each of five players face off in an epic battle. As Kien Lam points out in an article posted to the game’s official  website, “[t]here are only two outcomes…

President Position Profile Released

Around 5pm on February 25th, a President Position Profile was released to the public on Goucher College’s website. This comes as the latest development in a presidential search process conducted by the Presidential Search Committee, which has been advised by…

Presidential Search Enters Confidential Phase

The search for a new president of Goucher College began in October of last year, after an email was sent out to the student body from Ruth Lenrow, chair of the Board of Trustees. Since then, a Presidential Search committee…

Book Review: The Odyssey, Translated by Emily Wilson

I read The Odyssey my sophomore year of high school, and the beautifully antiquated English and repetitive, ornamented epithets of the “wine-dark” sea and “rosy-fingered” dawn were not enough to entice me towards forming a personal connection with the text….

Bumblebee: or, How They Finally Got It Right

The Transformers were kid toys; they were literally meant to be played by children. You wouldn’t know it, though, based on the previous decade of movies: long, ponderous, grim, unintelligible, and so, so boring. In recent years, the Michael Bay…