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“We know the administration won’t protect us”: Rocky cast members share their experience of the banlist removal

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In the past, The Rocky Horror Picture Show was seen not only as a beloved Halloween theatrical production at Goucher, but also as a safe space for queer and sexual expression. In order to maintain this safe space, a banlist was put in place at the request of cast members to bar the entry of people with allegations of sexual assault or other problematic behaviors. 

This year’s performance of Rocky came with news that shocked both the performers and the general student body. On October 26, two days before opening night, Senior Director Emily Ingalls ‘23 was notified of several administrative offices’ decisions to prohibit the banlist. 

“I was stunned, I was speechless,” Ingalls recalled, “I didn’t even know what to do at that moment.”

Ingalls said she was the first student to find out about the decision, and was told by the Open Circle Theater Club’s faculty advisor, who had received emails from the Office of Student Engagement (OSE) and Campus Safety about the decision.

After speaking with multiple offices over the last month or so, the directors said they found out the banlist was first brought to those offices’ attention last school year.

Ingalls explained that since Rocky receives funds from Goucher, they are unable to turn away any Goucher students, therefore the banlist was ruled discriminatory by those offices. Ingalls and Halley Price ‘23, Senior Choreographer, said Campus Safety told them in a recent meeting that there was also concern over people on the banlist retaliating against Rocky cast members. 

According to Ingalls, this all began following last year’s production when someone who was on the banlist went to OSE to complain that they were not allowed into the show. Thea Roland ‘23, who played Janet, said that to her understanding the individual who met with OSE was banned because one of the cast members had “beef” with them, meaning the list was misused.

The issue got “moved up in administration” and seemingly went unaddressed, until two days before opening night. 

“It felt like they were backing us into a corner,” said Roland, “It felt intentional – I think it was intentional. They knew that they couldn’t experience backlash if they did it two days before.”

The short notice left the production team scrambling to figure out how to move forward. When Ingalls informed the cast, which is predominantly made up of female and/or queer-identifying students, who are at higher risk of sexual assault, she said people were crying, having panic attacks, or went outside to scream because they were in fear of who they may encounter in the audience. 

During Rocky, which took place at Merrick Lecture Hall, performers typically wear revealing costumes, are in close proximity to the audience, and display bold acts of queer expression, putting them in a vulnerable position.  

The directors said they gave performers the option to back out from the show and tried to come up with alternative measures of safety. 

“They decided to go forward [with the show] and we were determined to support them in that,” Price said, “we came up with symbols, signs they could do in case they saw something but couldn’t communicate it with anyone immediately.”

Ingalls and Price asked the cast members to not tell anyone that the list was removed, with the hope that people who had been banned previously would assume they were still barred, and therefore would not attempt to come. Ultimately, word got out and the news of the banlist being revoked spread quickly through campus.

In addition to the list being dropped, the show’s previous policies of student bouncers being able to confiscate phones of those attempting to record the show, delete those recordings, and remove disruptive audience members were changed. This year, if a bouncer noticed someone violating the rules, they had to step out and alert the Campus Safety officer stationed outside, who would then come in and handle the situation.

Cast members expressed their discomfort with Campus Safety’s presence in the auditorium, as it was meant to be a student space. They also acknowledged that during the time elapsed between the bouncer stepping out and Campus Safety coming in, further incidents could occur. 

Leila Malone ‘24 was slated to be an ensemble member, but switched to being a bouncer following the announcement of the banlist being removed.

“I felt safe in how I could control how people perceive me for my clothing,” Malone said of bouncing, “I also felt more comfortable in being able to see everybody and watch for… people breaking any rules.” 

Roland believes that the banlist removal demonstrates a larger issue of administrative offices protecting abusers on Goucher’s campus. 

“I can’t believe that the administration doesn’t see the banlist as a symbol of assault on campus,” said Roland, “they said that we were discriminating, yet the people on that list are discriminators. They discriminate on the basis of sex and gender, especially. They have taken advantage of people.”

“I think this was an action of [Goucher] protecting rapists and abusers on campus,” she stated. 

“The people who auditioned… did it under the assumption that there would be a banlist so that they could create the safe environment that they needed to perform in that space,” said Malone, “and then all of a sudden, Goucher took that away from them.” 

Cast members said they attempted to compromise with these offices, offering alternative safety measures such as phone checks, but felt their pitches were “belittled.” 

“We had all these ideas about how to protect each other, but the ones we offered to administration, they shot down,” said Roland. 

Roland, Ingalls, Price, and Malone all expressed that the recent turnovers in different offices may have also factored into the decision, as new staff members are unfamiliar with how Rocky has always been run. 

“I already feel like this campus and administration doesn’t care about us [students] at all… particularly when it comes to the arts,” said Price, “But this was just turning the knife that was already stabbed in my back… it’s just wild.”  

Closing night was on Halloween, which saw the largest turnout and highest number of incidents in the audience, according to Roland. Both cast and audience members noticed a large cisgender-heterosexual presence in the crowd at what is historically a queer space. 

“That was the worst show,” said Price, “we were all so on edge and scared.”

Roland described an instance in which a leading cast member was serenading two male-presenting audience members who seemed “uncomfortable” and began “snickering and laughing” at the performer, causing them anxiety and distress. 

“If you are uncomfortable with presentations of queer sexuality and gender, don’t come to Rocky,” Roland said. 

Despite all the obstacles and harm caused to them, the cast came together and worked to keep each other safe by any means. 

Ingalls said that she is hopeful that Rocky will continue in the future, but needs to have a banlist of some form. Price echoed this sentiment and said that the list provides a “blanket of security” to those exploring their identities through Rocky

“40 plus people with all different perspectives on how this should happen came together and took care of each other,” said Roland of the cast’s unification, “We reacted the best that we could.”

Written by Amita Chatterjee ’23 and Dom McKinney ’23

Mini Photo Collection by Mich Rouse

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These are a mini collection of photos from adventures alone and with loved ones. Taken on my Fujifilm XT-200 with 15-45mm lens.

Between the Trees. July 2022

Behind the Fence. March 2022

Against the Glass. February 2022

Hub New Music: a Contemporary Concert Experience

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Hub New Music, a Boston based contemporary quartet of winds and strings, had their Baltimore debut at Goucher College on the brisk evening of November 14. Hub New Music aims to foster togetherness through new art as a touring ensemble, their season beginning this past October. 

The group extends their creativity through commissioned pieces by various artists, the works of this night’s show by composers Dai Wei, Nina C. Young, Aaron Holloway-Nahum, and Christopher Cerrone.

The ensemble performed at Goucher between Philadelphia and North Carolina on their seasonal tour. Musician Gleb Kanasevich (clarinet) opened with a short speech introducing the group and the unorthodox method they used to play their instruments, setting the scene for an intriguing show. 

The performance began with an upbeat tune, a playful flute introduction by Micheal Avitabile, followed by fast paced puffs in the clarinet, creating a sound akin to percussion. This was the first method I observed to be unorthodox in the playing of the instruments. 

The show held more creative outlets introduced in the experience such as a spoken word recording played over a melody and a short film to accompany another piece. 

Another notable manner used to express sharper notes found in the violin by Meg Roher and cello by Jesse Christeson was the use of a wire wrapped bow, bouncing lightly on the strings to create a melodic tapping sound. 

The accumulation of these arts exposed the crowd to an immersive listening experience one would not soon forget. Hub New Music can be found and streamed on Spotify, Youtube, and Bandcamp.

Feature image: Hub New Music’s musicians (pictured left to right): Gleb Kanasevich, Micheal Avitabile, Meg Roher, and Jesse Christeson. Courtesy of https://hubnewmusic.org/

A Review and Reflection of This Year’s Riveting Rocky Performance

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A production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a fond Halloween tradition at Goucher done year after year. This past October’s production was special, being the first fully live and in-person production of the show at Goucher in two years. 

The show is an adapted theater performance of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), a musical-comedy-horror film. The movie plays on a screen and on the stage below, cast members passionately lip-synch their lines and songs while energetically reenacting the movie’s scenes. 

After arriving at the show on Halloween night, the last showing, I was astounded to see the line was almost out the door. I was even more surprised after entering Merrick Lecture Hall to see the size of the crowd, leaving almost no empty seats fifteen minutes before the show was scheduled to start. The Goucher community was clearly excited to support Rocky’s return. 

The opening act before the Rocky performance began included members of Goucher’s dance program, who did a fantastic job ramping up the energy in the crowd with a flirtatious and enchanting dance number to Beyoncé’s Dance for You

A disclaimer was given at the beginning of the performance regarding transphobic content in the show as well as instances of sexual assault, in order to provide a safe and informed viewing experience for all. Additionally, during said scenes of sexual assault, a cast member circled the stage holding a sign that read, “This is NOT consent.”

The nature of the show typically invites the audience to be loud and interact with cast members, differing from more traditional notions of theater etiquette. Members of the crowd are encouraged to sing along as well as adlib phrases and cheeky remarks about the actions of the story’s characters, bringing a fun, communal aspect to the viewing experience.

The show’s appearance in Merrick lecture hall allowed for a tightly packed, intimate setting, appropriate for the conversational dynamics between cast and audience. However, Covid safety was not a priority. 

With the school’s current mask optional policy, enforcing masking or social distancing in such a small space is mostly out of the Rocky production team’s hands. However, the flyers advertising the show stated that masks are “recommended,” but there was only a small fraction of audience members masked on closing night. 

It’s important that spaces be accessible for all, including disabled and immunocompromised people. Due to varying comfort levels regarding Covid safety and rising cases, designating a section of the seating as socially distanced or mask-mandatory could have helped Covid cautious people feel more welcome and comfortable in the space. 

Historically, and despite the film’s content, Rocky is known to be a queer space and part of queer culture wherever it is performed. Despite this, there was a notable cisgender-heterosexual male presence in the crowd, which differed from my experience seeing past Goucher productions of Rocky. This presence changed the interactive and queer atmosphere usually expressed in the shows. Cast member Cam Mackay-Smith said that this cis-het presence put his fellow cast members on edge. 

In past productions there has been a ban list in place containing the names of Goucher students who the Rocky cast and crew deem unfit for viewing due to past alleged actions or behavior. These students were barred from viewing the show. In the past, this list has been essential to the comfort of cast members due to the revealing costumes and sex being a core theme of the show’s narrative.  

Sources within the production say this year there was no list in place due to the decisions of outside officials deeming it unfair. 

“We didn’t find out about it [the revocation of the ban list] until a couple days before the show.” said Mackay-Smith. 

According to Mackay-Smith, late news of the list being pulled was no fault of the directors, who notified the cast the day they learned of this change. He praised the cast for how they pulled together to support one another in light of this news. 

Despite the obstacles, the cast performed confidently, boldly and with heart, providing the Goucher community with a lively return to this treasured Halloween tradition.

The Quindecim is currently investigating the removal of the ban list. Please stay tuned for followup information.

Feature image of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” film cast courtesy of AMC Theaters.

The Independent Music Club is Bringing Much-Needed Liveliness, Culture to Goucher’s Campus: An Interview with Jandro Clemente and Elie Siegal

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It’s just like any other Friday night on Goucher’s campus: calm, quiet, and sparsely populated. Take a walk around the Loop, and you’ll probably run into all of Goucher’s usual suspects–handfuls of other students also wandering, perhaps some deer, maybe even that fox who hangs around the athletics field. But walk by the Chapel, and you’ll surely notice something different. From a distance, a yellow light spills out onto the street behind the Chapel, scattered figures loitering around it. Walk a little closer, and a certain energy becomes palpable. The thudding of drum and bass becomes ever apparent as you approach; walk inside, and as though you stepped through a portal, you are transported into a world foreign to Goucher’s typical quiet nature. 

Inside the Chapel, in the Undercroft, is perhaps Goucher’s foremost cultural event: an underground concert put on by the Independent Music Club (IMC). Packed tightly together in the intimate venue are Goucher students and non-Goucher students alike– many come from off-campus to enjoy the live music. 

The night’s setlist is an eclectic but complementary one: acoustic outfit Es, headed by Goucher alum John Eng-Wong, energetic indie band Fetcher, folk fusion group Plastic Owl, with Goucher student and lead-singer Emma Flanagan, and one-man experimental ambient project, Human Host. It’s a show teeming with energy, excitement, and passion. You’ll see bands going their hardest and the crowd reciprocating with constant dancing and the occasional moshpit. 

I sat down the day after this October’s show with veteran IMC members Jandro Clemente (‘23) and Elie Siegal (‘23), former IMC president and current treasurer, respectively, to discuss the club and its ever-essential role on Goucher’s campus. Both Jandro and Elie joined IMC shortly preceding the Covid-19 pandemic, in an effort to rekindle the organization after it died out in early 2019. As one would expect, Covid hitting the same semester made rebuilding significantly more difficult. 

Luke: Tell me about how the pandemic affected [IMC]– you said that the club came back in 2019 right before the pandemic, so how did Covid right after impact that, and how was rebuilding?

Jandro: I mean, rebuilding has been hard. It felt like we were blindfolded, crawling in the dark.

Elie: We were also kind of starting over.

Jandro: I know. I think we did have to start over. Not saying bad on anyone else that came before us, but we really did have to start over, because it was like a year-and-a-half of nothing. Because it’s not one of the things you can really do virtually. 

Luke: Right. Was there an effort to do virtual shows at all?

Elie: No.

Jandro: Not really. But, to be fair, I’m not blaming anybody right at the start, I mean, [COVID-19] was kind of crazy. 

Jandro and Elie credit the return of IMC post-pandemic to Goucher alum and fellow musician Nick Jackson, who originally had the idea to bring it back to campus. 

Jandro: When we came back, nobody was restarting [IMC] or anything like that. We kind of waited for something to happen, because we thought someone would start it back up again. 

When it seemed like no one was going to start the club up upon returning to campus, Nick expressed his desire to have IMC back. Even if it would be difficult, at the very least, the club coming back would be an excuse for friends to meet up every week to jam out together, something Jandro felt like they didn’t have the chance to do enough. 

It’s important to note that IMC is not just about booking and presenting concerts, although that is a central part of the organization. It’s also a community of musicians who meet every Friday afternoon in the Trustees Glass Studio, spending time teaching each other different instruments, casually jamming out, and even forming bands, some of which go on to perform at IMC shows.

IMC does not just export music and culture out to the Goucher community and beyond, but also has formed a community within itself, where student musicians can exercise their creative impulses in ways which have become harder to come by at Goucher over the years. The club is one of the few enduring artistic outlets at the school, one that Jandro and Elie feel could be much bigger if there was more support from the college. 

Jandro: If we want to keep music alive on the campus, IMC is one of the best places to do that. I think, honestly, it could be a pretty big club for Goucher. If Goucher really wanted to work hand-in-hand with us, I think we could pull some pretty big stuff off. 

Elie: Yeah. Unfortunately, they don’t really seem to care enough about the arts. It’s not just the IMC, it’s [The Rocky Horror Picture Show] and theater stuff that are suffering, too.

Virtually all of IMC’s budget goes towards booking artists, leaving them incapable of improving their currently outdated equipment. They have good reason to argue for more money, too. They saw a record number of outsiders attend on Friday, as well as many students coming out to support. 

Jandro: I think the shows are one of my favorite things about Goucher, honestly.

Elie: Me too. I might be biased as a musician, but I feel like– I don’t know, everyone always seems to have a good time at the shows. The vibes are great. 

Jandro: I’ve met so many cool people, I’ve danced with so many cool people that I’ve never even met before. It’s just nice. 

IMC seems to bring out the best in Goucher.

Jandro: It’s a very loving community. 

Elie: Very supportive. No one’s ever going to be like “you suck at music,” or whatever (chuckles).

Jandro: Anytime anyone makes a mistake or anything, everybody’s out there cheering.

Elie: People will clap, yeah.

Jandro: Everybody’s like, “you got this!” Stuff like that. There’s no dead silences, there’s no awkwardness. It reminds me of why I chose Goucher, but I feel like it’s been getting harder and harder for me to remember times like that again. That’s why I like IMC so much: it’s one of the few places left that does make me be like, “this is why I came here. The people.”

Elie: It’s definitely a good reminder of the community that does exist here. 

Elie and Jandro feel as though that sense of community is dwindling at Goucher, for a host of reasons.

Jandro: I just think that a lot of choices have been made recently to cut the arts, but there’s a lot of art heavy students here.

Elie: We’re doing this interview in the woods, I mean, come on.

Jandro: I know so many people who left because of that lack [of arts]. 

Elie: [Goucher] “lost its mojo,” like they said in Austin Powers.

Luke: With that, how do you see IMC bringing that culture back? What do you feel is its importance on campus?

Elie: I feel like a large majority of people enjoy live music. Especially when they don’t have to pay to get in; the shows are free for Goucher students. It’s like a ten minute walk, max, from any dorm. I feel like people will always come together for live music. 

Advertising is a huge part in getting people to come together for these shows, another area where Elie and Jandro feel a lack of support from the college. Nevertheless, the promotion on social media has been successful this year, despite the club’s wishes for more school-oriented support, like being included in the “What’s Happening at Goucher” newsletters. 

Further support from the school is essential for IMC to expand and do bigger and better things throughout the year. They’re not afraid to be ambitious, either.

Elie: If we got more funding, then we can do bigger spaces, and maybe outside and all that stuff. I’d like to do an outdoor show before we graduate.

Jandro: I have a dream… that one day soon, there will be a Goucher music festival. 

Even though Elie and Jandro are graduating after the spring semester, they’re confident in IMC’s future at Goucher.

Elie: David Einhorn, who’s young, I think will eventually become the president. He’s been very very helpful with the club, and did most of the work setting up last night.

Jandro: There’s a lot of people involved.

Elie: Yeah. It’s not gonna die with us. 

Goucher’s Independent Music Club is not only bringing much-needed culture to Goucher, but it’s also fostering a deeper community, as well. It serves as a reminder to us all of the great things we do have at Goucher, and the endless potential for furthering these cultural beacons with enhanced school support. 

Luke: Okay, I have a bonus question: if you could have anyone come perform, dead or alive, big or small, who would it be, tailoring it towards Goucher?

Elie: Oh, that’s a good question. I want to say Prince, but he needs a big stage to perform… so I’m gonna pick someone else. 

Jandro: Oh, ABBA? That would slap, goddamn.

Elie: If we had ABBA in the Undercroft, it would explode… also D’Angelo. Big fan of D’Angelo. D’Angelo, with maybe Questlove on drums, would be incredible. 

Jandro: God, it’d be so good to see MF DOOM… I don’t know if I can give a definite answer, because I think it’s always going to change, but right now, I’m thinking a DOOM show in the Undercroft, with the lights, I think that would be amazing. 

The Independent Music Club meets every Friday at 4:30 in the Trustees Glass Studio. This semester’s upcoming concerts are on November 4th, featuring performances from Fleece Eater, Human Host, and Precious Little Life, and December 2nd, where Elie and Jandro will be performing together, among others. If there’s something on campus that you really shouldn’t miss out on, it’s these shows. Make sure to come and show your support not only for IMC, but for Goucher’s overall artistic and cultural movements.

By Luke Macannuco ’26

Feature image courtesy of @goucherindependentmusicclub on Instagram

Comic by Dom McKinney ’23

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Inspired by Alien (1979)

We Care: Works by Corita Kent is a force of positivity on Goucher’s campus

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This semester, Goucher’s Silber Art Gallery presents We Care: Works by Corita Kent, a vibrant collection of serigraphs from nun, teacher, political activist, and unsung hero of the 1960s pop art movement, Corita Kent. 

Frances Elizabeth Kent was born on November 20, 1918, in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Her family moved to Los Angeles in 1923, where Kent would attend and graduate from the Los Angeles Catholic Girls’ High School. She then entered the Order of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, taking Sister Mary Corita as her religious name. Corita went on to head the art department at the Immaculate Heart College, where she gained a high reputation as both an artist and an educator. 

Inspired by Andy Warhol and his famous Campbell’s Soup Cans, Corita began making Pop Art prints in 1962. Her work became increasingly influenced by her political views throughout the decade; anti-war messages and comments on class inequality permeate many of her pieces, such as that they may live (1964) or stop the bombing (1967).

While much of Kent’s art took up specific issues, such as the Vietnam War, a lot of it also focused on her general worldview. Take “life is a complicated business,” for example– the bolded word “LIFE” strikes the viewer with its blue letters set against a bright red backdrop. Intertwined in the blue letters are two quotes: from Phillip Roth, “Life is a complicated business fraught with mystery and some sunshine”; and from Simon and Garfunkel, “Let the morning time drop all its petals on me Life, I love you All is groovy.” 

Here, we see how Corita simply appreciated the beauty in existence, finding art all around her. She was known to apply this worldview to her pedagogical practice, often making her students look through a piece of paper with a small square cut out, tasking them to find beauty in the small details of their everyday surroundings. 

Corita was able to let this positive outlook shine through her work, despite often dealing with difficult subjects and injustices in the world. This positivity was deeply connected to her faith, too, as is evident in her 1967 work come alive, which tells the viewer in warped, colorful text “you can make it,” while also proclaiming that a human’s life is the glory of God and Christ. 

Feature image: “come alive” by Corita King, Above: “life is a complicated business” by Corita King, images courtesy of corita.org

This connection of love, life, and God is further exhibited in harness the sun (1967), where Corita expresses her love for all. The piece reads: “So: I see you – a very fresh, unique, wonderful individual… I believe in me through you – I believe in God through you.” Corita was devoted not just to God, but also to a passionate appreciation of the life that God gave her and all those around her.

Like many artists of the Pop Art movement, Corita was motivated to perceive art in anything and everything. She saw beauty in billboards and advertisements, ordinary tenants of modern American life which we often disregard. She especially found artistic value in text. She used text to present a message to viewers, but in doing so, the text became imagery in itself. The texts in her pieces do not simply add symbolic depth, but they also add visual depth, giving a unique texture to each print that further livens the spirit of her art. 

Even as a non-faithful person, it is hard to not get caught up in the abundant positivity of Corita’s work. Simply put, Corita Kent’s art just makes you feel good. The vibrancy and messages are hard, almost impossible, to resist. I implore Goucher students and staff to take a few minutes of their day to check out Corita Kent’s works in Silber; you may emerge a little more appreciative of the beauty which surrounds you.


We Care: Works by Corina Kent is showing in the Silber Art Gallery in the Athenaeum from September 10 – December 16, 2022. The gallery is open Tuesday through Sunday, from 11am to 4pm.

By Luke Macannuco ’26

Reflecting on the 2021 Summer Season

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…I mean, did we even have a summer movie season? Things are still so goddamn weird; theaters were technically open, and blockbusters were technically shown in them, but there was still such a Twilight Zone-y vibe to everything. Everything that I could see on the big screen, I did, and yet I almost have a hard time believing that anything was open.

Still, in spite of how it sometimes felt, new movies did come out this summer, some of which were shown in theaters and everything, which is much more than can be said for last year – even if, like last year, everything still feels like it should have an asterisk next to it, to denote strangeness. 

Of all the movies I ended up seeing in a theater this summer, THE highlight by far was Raging Fire, the new Donnie Yen action vehicle that doubled as the final film from Benny Chang. I’m a huge action fan, but movies like this don’t come out in the theaters that often; Chinese and South Korean imports are usually regulated to DTV releases. But this came to a cinema, and it was electrifying. The plot is incredibly paint-by-numbers – Donnie Yen is a cop, he testified against another cop, and now that guy wants kung fu revenge. But it totally works, because Hong Kong knows how to shoot action. There’s a part early on where someone kicks a whole phone booth into a guy. It fucking rules. Everyone loses their mind about Tom Cruise doing all the stuff he does at his ever-increasing age, but Donnie Yen is only a year younger, and the range of motion he still has is nothing short of jaw-dropping. 

The action in Raging Fire was so good, that it did unfortunately have a knock-on effect where it ended up slightly ruining the fights in Shang-Chi for me. Granted, the movie still had plenty else to recommend it; beyond the obvious positive of such a big blockbuster having a predominantly Asian cast, the film itself was much better than the MCU has been in a while. Quips were to a minimum, the main character wasn’t another tired Tony Stark clone, and the cinematography actually had color in it! (the back half of the MCU has been SO GREY) But everyone was going on about how brilliant the action was in this movie, and…I mean, they’re right, but only in comparison to the rest of the MCU, where the house style is “cut every half second and shake the camera.” And Shang-Chi is definitely better than that; here, sometimes the camera waits three whole seconds before cutting!

Still, it was definitely upper-tier MCU. Likable characters, affable tone, and, best of all, a main character who hadn’t already died in a previous movie! Yeah, whatever my reservations about Shang-Chi, it was a hell of a lot better than the way-too-little-way-too-late Black Widow solo movie, one of those blockbusters where it feels kinda weird even calling it a “blockbuster,” seeing as how almost everyone ended up seeing it on TV. That’s actually the main legacy of the movie, given how much the whole conversation around the film has been dominated by Scarlett Johannson’s lawsuit against Disney. Partially, this is because it’s Disney getting sued, and any opportunity to see them get taken down a peg is well worth it. But mostly this is because the Black Widow solo movie was a long wait for nothing – it takes the character fans have been waiting to see in her own movie for over a decade, and it sticks her in a movie where most of the climax is taken up by Ray Winstone monologuing at her in the worst Russian accent you’ve ever heard. And she can’t even punch him, because he smells weird.

Disney didn’t have a great summer, all in all. Luca was one of those unfortunate movies to have their theatrical release cancelled in order to be dropped straight onto streaming, a fate previously met by the likes of the Artemis Fowl movie. Unfortunately, like Artemis Fowl, streaming is exactly where this movie feels like it belongs. It’s not godawful by any means, but it’s extremely low-calorie, to the point where I’m pretty sure I forgot the whole thing five seconds after the credits rolled. That’s still way better than The Jungle Cruise, a film I was actively forgetting about while I was still watching it. Literally the only halfway memorable thing about that movie is the Jack Whitehall character, who at this point has to be the seventeenth “first canonically gay Disney character who never actually says they’re gay out loud.” He, Josh Gad from the Beauty and the Beast remake, the cop from Onward and those two randos from the end of Rise of Skywalker should start a support group. 

It’s a weird state of affairs when Cruella is somehow the best movie Disney released this summer. Almost as weird as “the Cruella de Vil prequel movie” turning out to be not totally godawful, and actually way more fun than anyone was expecting. Granted, given the usual quality of these live-action Disney remakes, I think at this point people are just impressed whenever the camera is in focus. 

Speaking of more fun than it had any right to be, Free Guy! Based on the marketing (which, keep in mind, we’ve been seeing for over a year) I fully expected something that would drive me insane with CGI oversaturation and naked corporate synergy. And there’s a bit of that (the effects of the Disney merger become very apparent in the back half of this film, and it’s disgusting), but for the most part, this is a shockingly charming and affable film, given how deliriously expensive it was to make. And look; I do still prefer the made-in-someone’s-backyard sensibilities of something like Spy Kids 3, but this is actually way closer in spirit to that than it is to something like Ready Player One, which all the trailers were reminding me of, much to my horror.

Speaking of horror…going off of what Google is telling me, summer 2021 began June 20th and ended September 22nd, which means that Dear Evan Hansen – released September 24th – came in juuuuust to late to count for this article. I’d like to talk about it, just so that I could join everyone else in making fun of geriatric-ass Ben Platt as the least convincing high schooler since the “How do you do, fellow kids?” guy, but I can’t. I can talk about In The Heights, another big summer movie that ended up getting slightly hijacked by outside conversations, this time about colorism. Just as a movie, it’s alright, if a bit compressed (probably unavoidable given how they’re adapting a whole-ass stage show to a two hour movie). 

Of the three big horror movies released this summer – Candyman, Malignant, and Old – my favorite by far was Malignant. I’m already a huge James Wan fan (if you’ve never seen Death Sentence, then for the love of god, watch Death Sentence), and it was a hell of a trip seeing his gonzo energetic style back making a horror movie, only this time with the kind of budget you only get once you’ve helmed a superhero flick. Old was hilarious and weird, which, yeah (I wonder if we’d be somehow disappointed if Shyamalan ever went back to making consistently good movies?) The Candyman remake was really interesting; as a script, it was a very smart update/expansion on themes present in the original, and the way it incorporated those themes was very clever. As a horror movie, though, it was a little too clinical, never quite reaching the disorienting heights of the 1992 classic.

And even though it came out too early to count as a “summer” movie, I’d be remiss if I didn’t talk about A Quiet Place Part II (or as I’m choosing to call it, 2 Quiet 2 Place), since it was among the first perpetually delayed releases that made everyone go, “Oh shit, this is real,” and its release this year was positioned to mark a “return to normalcy.” That didn’t really work, both because a whole lot of people are still unsure about the whole “going back to cinemas” thing, and also because the film itself is a mixed bag. A Quiet Place The First One (new official title) gained a lot of its power from how direct and simple it was; the sequel, meanwhile, has an incredible opening sequence, a really really fun finale, and a whole bunch of dead air in the middle. It’s really weirdly paced, and a lot of it feels like it’s just padding for time.

What else? The Suicide Squad had an uphill battle trying to wash away the bad taste of the previous attempt; by all accounts it was unsuccessful, since this thing made like no money. But at least the film itself was decent, if nowhere near the level of James Gunn’s previous movies (I’m not even talking Guardians here; for my money, Super with Riann Wilson is the best superhero thing Gunn ever made). Netflix did a kind of interesting thing where they released a whole-ass film trilogy just weeks apart from each other; Fear Streets 1, 2, and 3 dropped concurrently, making the whole thing feel like a TV show. Which was fitting, since the movies themselves felt a lot like they’d been produced by the CW. The Green Knight was an art movie that overcame its pretensions to actually be good. Stillwater was a thriller that spent way more time on character development than thrills. I loved it, but I can see how the unconventional approach turned off some people. The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It suffered from the lack of James Wan, but at least it was better than Curse of La Llorona.

Also there was a Space Jam sequel, a Boss Baby sequel, and a Tom and Jerry movie. I didn’t see any of them either.

The Most Disappointing Movies of 2020

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Is this not the most “2020” list that there is? Granted, “disappointing” is a polite word for what 2020 was; which helps explain this list, actually. There’s too much negativity in the world already, but there was especially too much negativity in 2020, which was one of those truly astonishing things where literally everyone is in complete agreement that the year sucked ass. Like, usually there’s at least one group of people who comes out of a contentious year happy, either because of an election going their way, or a sports upset. What can I say; lockdown is an equal-opportunity ball-buster.

So instead of an out-and-out “Worst Of” list, here I’m going in a different direction; the most disappointing. Now, this is happening in part because I didn’t see enough bad movies to justify a full list; yeah, even with all that extra lockdown time, I just never got around to 365. But I also think that “disappointing movies” are much more interesting than “bad movies” from a discussion standpoint, because there were a lot of movies that came out last year that were completely without worth (again, 365) and just aren’t worth talking about. Which means that there were some horrible movies from last year that aren’t going to be on this list, because really, they were hopeless from the word go: for example, Dolittle was an embarrassing failure, but it looked like it was going to be an embarrassing failure since well before it came out, so it doesn’t count for this. In order for a movie to be disappointing, there has to have been at least a chance for something worthwhile, which is something at least all of these movies had.

Tenet 

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The brilliant thing about Nolan’s best movies – Inception, The Prestige, Memento, his first two Batman flicks – is how they balance these genuinely heady concepts with a populist sensibility. They’re complicated movies, but never so complicated that the average audience member wouldn’t be able to keep up. With Tenet, the scales finally tip over, resulting in a movie where you’d need a doctorate in temporal physics to keep up; and even then, probably not. And while I’d much rather have a movie fail for being too weird and out there rather than too formulaic and dumbed down, it does still lead to a moviegoing experience littered with moments of brilliance, but one that doesn’t add up to something worthwhile like his other films. The fact is, for as cerebral and introspective as Inception and The Prestige could be, I got a legit emotional charge out of both those movies, whereas this film felt hollow and sterile to its core. Strange as it is to say, all the time travel stuff in Bill & Ted 3 made more sense than it does here, and worked better dramatically as well.

The Traitor 

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Admittedly, I went into this film with some degree of hype, as the way it was getting described at the time was “2020’s The Irishman.” This pushes all my buttons, what with The Irishman being well regarded as one of the best films from 2019, which in a year that also gave us Parasite and Knives Out, is hella impressive. Unfortunately, The Traitor lacks the central cohesion that made Scorsese’s masterpiece such a comparatively easy watch, even though that movie was a whole hour longer than this one.

Onward

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When I wrote that whole disclaimer up above about how this isn’t a “worst of” list, this is the movie I was thinking about. Because I didn’t like this movie very much – I thought it was derivative of Pixar’s previous heights, and it suffered from some truly shoddy worldbuilding – but the baseline competence you can expect from Pixar is enough to save this from any conventional “worst of” lists. But in terms of disappointments…yeah. My feelings about Onward is that it’s essentially a reverse Up; you’ll remember that that movie famously peaked in its first ten minutes, after which point it shifted gears and became just a pretty great animated movie. Onward goes the opposite way, plodding along as a below-average Pixar film for its first two-thirds, until the last act, where it finally gets a sense for legit emotional stakes. And credit where it’s due; this thing has a great ending. But until that comes, what we’re stuck with is a messy script, with subpar visual invention as a result of the aforementioned shoddy worldbuilding, which is at once way too complicated – this thing opens with a voiceover trying to explain the logistics of the world, something no previous Pixar movie had to do – and strangely lazy, with a lot of scenes feeling like they just took the bog-standard real world, and added some orcs. Seriously, you compare this to previous Pixar movies, which excelled at this exact thing – Toy Story and Monsters, Inc. especially – that this can’t help but come off as very poor.

The Old Guard

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I would have thought, what with the rise of superhero flicks over the past decade, and the increasingly dominant force of nerdom in popular culture, that we had finally moved past the phenomenon of movies with inanely fun premises, that tend to shy away from those premises. But here we are, with a dire Netflix Original that seems for all the world like a throwback to the early-2000s X-Men movies, the ones that always seemed vaguely embarrassed of their comic book origins. That’s the vibe of this film, which takes a hell of a setup – immortal globe-trotting mercenaries – and strips it of any potential fun that might’ve been had with that premise, until all we’re left with is a plodding, ponderous bore, a film that acts like it’s deeper than it really is.

Capone 

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I was rooting for Josh Trank, as I’m a fan of directors who get fucked by the studio system (or fuck themselves; by all accounts, Fant4stic was a messy situation) and then go on to prove themselves as an interesting director on smaller projects. And in fairness, that’s sort of what happens here. I actually was really into Capone for its first half hour or so, and in a sea of vitriolic reviews and career postmortems, I was gearing up to be one of the few people who was like, actually, there’s something here. It’s a biopic of Al Capone, but it completely does away with the usual indulgences that come with gangster biopics, eschewing the traditional “kewl” aesthetic of the lifestyle in favor of portraying this guy like the monster he was; pathetic, and small. That’s all well and good, and as far as movies like this go, kind of brave. The problem is, once the movie sets off in this direction, it kind of has nowhere to go, and the result is a film that starts strong and focused but which ultimately peters out well before the climax.

Sonic the Hedgehog 

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This might seem weird to say, but I’m actually more disappointed in Sonic the Hedgehog for it not being the insane, Cats-like disaster we were all promised in that initial trailer. Because that would’ve been horrible, don’t get me wrong…but it would’ve at least been memorable. Because while the final product of Sonic the Hedgehog gains points for a surprising baseline competence, especially when you consider how the vast majority of video game movie adaptations turn out, it does kind of become a problem when “baseline competence” is both the best and only really good thing you can say about a movie. Call me crazy, but I almost prefer the live-action Super Mario Bros. style of failure to what this is, because while that film is awful, it’s at least awful in a way that’s fascinating and imaginative. This film inevitably ends up feeling like a checklist, a studio-mandated slog through mediocrity in the name of shamelessly corporate franchise building.

Antebellum 

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It is significantly easier to make a great horror movie trailer than it is to make a great horror movie (want proof? Just look at The Grudge, another 2020 horror film which could’ve easily ended up on this list for much of the same reasons as this film. This can count as a dishonorable mention, I guess). We had nothing to go on but a trailer, and that trailer was all we needed; this movie had me on its side simply by completely bucking the trend of trailers that go out of their way to spoil the entire movie (looking at you, Marvel/DC) and instead leaving us with just a feeling, an impression. Like a good trailer should. Turns out, it was all in service of a movie with a premise Octavia E. Butler did way better.

The New Mutants 

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In an age where superhero stagnation has never felt more prevalent, The New Mutants promised to be something different; an X-Men horror movie. Everything was lined up for this to work; it was positioned to come into a moviegoing landscape dominated by crushingly “same-y” Marvel movies, and DC movies who at that time were still struggling to get their act together. The New Mutants promised to be a breath of fresh air. Instead, it’s the same incompetent schlock we’ve come to expect from the Fox X-Men division, right down to its legendarially staggered release date. Well, now that it’s finally out, we can definitively say: it wasn’t worth the wait. In fact, the only positive thing you can say about it is that it’s blessedly short.

Enola Holmes

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Movie-wise, Sherlock Holmes has been through the fucking ringer these past couple of years. 2018 was a franchise low point, where we got two of the all-time worst Sherlock Holmes movies all in the same year – Holmes & Watson and Sherlock Gnomes – which is especially damning when you consider just how many times this literary character has been adapted. The best thing you can say about Enola Holmes is that it doesn’t quite sink to that level, but even taking that into account, it still sucks. It’s less a tale of a pint-sized deductive genius than it is a bland YA fantasy, and not a good one at that; this is the little sister of the world’s greatest detective, and the smartest thing she does all movie is unscramble a Scrabble board. Deductive genius.

Mulan 

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My relationship to this movie is akin to that of Charlie Brown and the damn football. Because there was a time where I did honestly think, you know what, if there was ever a Disney live-action remake that had the chance of actually justifying its own existence, it’s this one. And in my defense, every reported change did sound like a good one; less songs, less annoying talking dragon, more emphasis on wuxia action. Then it came out, and I was crushingly reminded that this was, at the end, a Disney live-action remake, so really, what was I expecting? Something good? Please. The only halfway-decent thing that can be said about the Mulan live-action remake is that it bucks the trend of every one of these remakes being improbably worse than the one that came before, if only because instead of being worse than the “live action” Lion King from last year, it’s only as bad. So, progress? Honestly, I’m still reeling from the fact that this film is a whole half hour longer than its animated counterpart, and yet the plot feels infinitely more rushed. Like, mathematically, that should be impossible, and yet.

Mank 

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What a biopic needs to do in order to work is manage to engage me in a story I otherwise would’ve had no interest in. Case in point: I don’t give a shit about Facebook, or the making of Facebook, and Mark Zuckerberg as a person can suck a toad. But somehow, The Social Network is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, and a defining movie of the 21st century. There was no reason to assume Mank wouldn’t turn out the same way, given that it was the same director at the helm, David Fincher, making his first proper movie since 2014’s Gone Girl. But Mank is almost overpoweringly boring, due in no small part because it absolutely fails to actually sell you on why this is a story worth telling. It’s a biopic about the making of Citizen Kane, and stupidly, it seems to operate under the assumption that you already know and care about all the circumstances involved in that.

Birds of Prey

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It’s rare for a movie to be so completely one-upped by a TV show, but by the time Birds of Prey came out, all I could think was, “Yeah, Harley Quinn did it better.” And isn’t that the most damning thing? There’s a 20-minute animated series that not only beat you to the punch when it came to “R-rated Harley Quinn,” but did it with better writing, better characters, better action…and just being better?

Train to Busan: Peninsula

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2016’s Train to Busan is often heralded as one of the defining zombie movies of the 2010s, and for good reason; not only is it amazing, but it came out at a time where everyone in the world was sick to death of the walking dead (both the TV show and just the general concept), and it felt like nothing new could be done with the concept. And then this movie came along, and roundly kicked everyone’s asses by showing us what happens when zombies are done right. What’s funny is, the original Train to Busan doesn’t even do anything that unique; plot-wise, it’s a paint-by-numbers zombie tale, with all the tropes and cliches that come with that. But it was done with such competency, it felt brand new. It also felt like it didn’t need a sequel, but you know what, there was still some reason to hope, given that it was the same writer/director at the helm. As it turns out, lightning can’t strike twice, and what we’re left with is worse than a bad zombie movie; it’s a zombie movie I’ve seen a million times before.

Artemis Fowl

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If I’m being honest, this barely counts for this list, since this looked like a disaster from the moment the first trailer dropped (and even before then, the year’s long development cycle certainly didn’t bode well). But even though we had been warned beforehand that this would be taking significant liberties with the source material – by which I mean, they missed the whole point of those books and made Artemis a good guy – the sheer magnitude of how cobbled together this movie feels is genuinely staggering. This movie made headlines for being one of the first major release pictures to be dropped on streaming early in the pandemic, but I don’t know; judging by how minimum effort this whole thing is, I can’t imagine they were ever going to put it in theaters.

Rundown of the Best Films of 2020

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Aaaaaaand, we’re back! New semester, woo woo.

My original plan was to get this over and done way back in January. My thinking was, nobody wants to recall 2020 any more than we absolutely have to, so why not get the requisite “Best Of” list out of the way as soon as possible? It was a good plan, or so I thought, until I remembered just how many films I had yet to see, films which by all accounts I needed to see in order to make any self-respecting Best Of list complete (even if it was just to say, “Yeah I saw it, wasn’t a fan).

This proved a problem, since – like everybody else – I spent most of 2020 at the mercy of staggered VOD releases and a lack of safe cinema viewings. There are movies that show up on this list – Saint Frances, Nomadland – that I literally wasn’t able to see until earlier this year (my first viewing of Saint Frances was literally just a few days ago). Does this mean they should technically count as 2021 films rather than 2020? Honestly, at that point we’re getting into semantics that I couldn’t give less of a damn about. It’s the same sort of thing that happened with Portrait of a Lady on Fire last year; it’s a 2019 movie, and I counted it as a 2019 movie, but because of some staggered release fuckery I wasn’t able to see it in a cinema until February 2020 (I even joked in last year’s rundown that it’s movie so good, I might have to count it again this time).

Fundamentally, it doesn’t matter if these are all 2019 movies, or 2020 movies, or 2021 movies; these are all movies that I loved, which either spoke to me on a deep level or just entertained me really well for about ninety minutes. Semantics be damned; this is the list. And because 2020 seemed like such an onslaught of negativity, I thought it might be nice to go way past the usual 10 and instead settle for 25 of the best offerings of the year. So, woo!

The Assistant 

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This is kind of a tough one to recommend, as it’s low-key and naturalistic in a way that could be considered a fault. I’ll admit that the first time I saw it, I almost didn’t know what to make of it, and it really had to percolate in my brain before I could get a handle on it. But since this was one of the first movies I saw all year (it was definitely the first one I saw in a theater, back when that was a thing), it’s had a while to percolate in my heat. And I gotta say, the longer it’s been, the more I’ve grown to love it, and at this point I’m holding it up as proof that aspects to a film that usually are considered automatic negatives – a drab color palette, dull lighting, flat camera angles and basic movements – can be used and repurposed into positives. Because this is the type of movie where, if it were made more conventionally, it would not work.

This got some notice at the beginning of the year as Hollywood’s first stab at tackling the whole Harvey Weinstein scandal, a prospect that immediately sets off some pretty strong alarm bells. But The Assistant manages to deftly avoid every potential pitfall of bad taste or faux moralizing, successfully shining a direct spotlight on the broken system that allowed this monstrous predator to flourish unchallenged for so long. And that’s where the focus stays; the system. At no point in this film is the name “Harvey Weinstein” uttered, nor does he ever make a physical appearance, either played by an actor or shown via archive footage of some sort, which I think is an important call. It keeps the focus squarely on what still needs fixing, rather than building up a monster so we can pretend we already solved the problem by bringing him down. 

The Kid Detective

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My love of the whodunnit genre was probably pretty self-evident from anyone who read my “Knives Out/Irishman” article from a couple of months ago, as are my feelings about whenever film tries to take on the genre; namely, that is is very, very hard to do, and almost never works. A perfect whodunnit should manage to strike a balance between an engaging, thoughtful mystery – one that plays fair with its audience in terms of clues and internal logic – and an interesting main detective who has a character arc of his own. This is, obviously, one hell of a tall order, and it’s all too common for movie mysteries to prioritize one over the other; either you’ll get a film with strong character work but weak mystery plotting (Gosford Park, Lantana) or a film with too much focus on the mystery and not enough focus on characters worth giving a shit about (The Last of Sheila). Part of what made 2019’s Knives Out such a miracle was how deftly it managed to merge these two halves; it had a plot straight out of Agatha Christie at her peak, and characters with honest-to-god arcs.  

I was actually reminded a lot of Rian Johnson while watching The Kid Detective, since the closest analogue I can think of to this is Johnson’s first film, the high-school neo-noir Brick. Like that film, The Kid Detective gets a lot of comedic milage out of characters not acting their age; with Brick, the joke was that it was a bunch of high schoolers behaving like they were characters in a smoky pulp thriller, and here, the joke is that it’s an adult man who still acts like he’s a precocious kid detective, a la Encyclopedia Brown. It’s a sad situation for any guy to be in, and the film hits a great tightrope; it takes his grief seriously, and it mines his arrested development for legitimate pathos, but it also recognizes that the idea of a grown-ass man acting like he’s Nancy Drew is really, really funny.

Ordinary Love

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I have a theory that movies like this exist solely to blindside cynics. On the surface, there is little to distinguish Ordinary Love from any number of weepy, cloying, serious-faced dramas about old people and cancer, all that fun jazz that awards season falls over themselves to shower with praise. But Ordinary Love is so far removed from the saccharine, Oscarbait-y nonsense it sounds like from its description that it almost isn’t fair. This is an honest-feeling, realistically emotional movie; no room for the Oscars’ faux platitudes here. It’s also one of the increasingly rare instances where Liam Neeson takes a break from punching generic bad guys and goes back to punching our feelings. 

Clemency 

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The first thing you should know about Clemency is that that is a fucking ironic title. There is precious little mercy in the whole film; not for the inmates, not for the wardens, and certainly not for any of their families. It’s a drama about the death row process, and the first thing we see is a botched execution. Everything, from the unnatural color of the fluid, to the blood that pools around the needle’s entry point, to the twitching convulsions of the man strapped to the table, burns itself into our brain. Importantly, it’s a scene that’s hard to watch without ever coming off as exploitative, which is vital to the success of a movie like this. Because it’s not about the executions, not really; Clemency’s main focus is on the people caught in this process, and the psychological damage it has on them. And it’s so effective at this that is bypasses any reservations you might have about its subject matter, instead engaging you in one of the most empathically human stories of the whole year.

Bait

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There’s a lot about Bait that might paint it as a spiritual cousin of sorts to the previous year’s The Lighthouse; monochrome cinematography, reduced aspect ratio, unusual audio, and a general tone of ambiguity. That tone of ambiguity actually almost put me off the whole thing, as it took me a good 10 minutes of general confusion before I really started to get a handle on what Bait was going for. Once I did, though, I was hooked like a fish; fitting, considering the film’s seaside setting. This is the best kind of strange movie; it pulls you in with its unconventional presentation, and by the time you get to the end, you realize all those quirks actually served a purpose.

Emma. 

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The thing about Jane Austen is, there’s the cliched “idea” of what her works amount to – fancy clothes, upper crust British accents, and way too much dancing – verses the rich life that actually exists within her text. I’ve not yet read Emma (though for whatever it’s worth, I did see Clueless way back when), but the quality and depth of the world which this movie creates tells me that they brought the source to life about as well as can be done. This was one of the few films from early 2020 that I did manage to see in theaters, which is great, because this is a big-screen movie through and through. It’s not just the details on all the sets and costumes, but the way the colors just pop off of the screen was something to behold. Bright and sunny movies like this really do put all those dour, smoggy CGI-fests to shame.

Days of the Bagnold Summer

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There are few things harder to pull off in storytelling than sincerity that isn’t mawkish or saccharine. In that respect, Days of the Bagnold Summer is a triumph. Like with the best movies of it’s kind, it’s the sort of thing that you can imagine going completely wrong, if the script was a little less on the ball or the director didn’t give a shit, this exact same setup and plot could’ve resulted in something unwatchable. Instead, it all was calibrated to just the right degree. Instead of sickly sweet nonsense, this film is low-key one of the best of the year.

The Vast of Night

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A childhood spent watching The Twilight Zone prepared me for this movie, and even so, I wound up more delighted in it than I expected. It’s not just that this film perfectly apes the surface-level aesthetics that defined shows like that; no, what makes The Vast of Night such a fantastic film is it’s deeper understanding of why these kinds of stories fascinate us in the first place. While The Kid Detective might be the better “mystery movie” at least in terms of having a complete mystery at its center, it’s this movie that really manages to capture the addictive nature of these kinds of narratives. Who wouldn’t want to be the one to prove that there really is something out there?

Mogul Mowgli

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What we’ve got here is Riz Ahmed (who also co-wrote the film) playing a rapper who’s about to break through with his first big U.S. tour, when he’s suddenly struck down with this degenerative illness, the type that makes it increasingly impossible to lift his limbs without assistance, among other things. With his whole career seemingly on the line, Zed begins to spiral inwardly as well as outwardly, and his mind becomes tormented with violent hallucinations. In a lot of ways, this whole movie comes off as a violent hallucination. It’s filmed excellently, so vibrant and eclectic, and what it comes off as is like the whole movie is one massive freestyle inside this dude’s brain. Like, the movie begins with Riz Ahmed rapping (and holy shit, this dude can rap, to the point where I’m not really a fan of rap, but after this movie, I think I’m a fan of rap), and it’s one of the most propulsively energetic scenes of the whole damn year. But then the movie keeps going with that level of kinetic energy, and it really does feel like the movie itself is keeping the beat going.

System Crasher

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What’s with Netflix, dumping all their most interesting movies in a clump where no one will notice them, all while promoting trash like Project Power for weeks on end? I don’t know, and I don’t like it, because this was one of my favorite movies of the year, but despite being readily available on one of the premier streaming services, there’s a good chance that 99% of people with subscriptions don’t know it exists. And they should, because it’s awesome; tackling a subject that could easily descend into clichéd platitudes, what System Crasher does instead is use immersive direction and really raw performances to craft a story for which it understands there are no correct answers. Unlike other, lesser movies about “problem children,” this movie never looks for the easy way out.

Sound of Metal

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Riz Ahmed has been on a tear lately; he’s already shown up on this list once already, with Mogul Mowgli. Funnily enough, this actually serves as an interesting spiritual cousin to that film in a lot of ways; in both, Ahmed plays a musician who’s convinced he’s about to make it big, until he’s suddenly struck down with a medical affliction (in Mogul Mowgli it was a variety of ailments; here, it’s just deafness), and the rest of the movie has to do with him coming to terms with his new reality. It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s great because it refuses to either pull any punches, or descend into misery porn, instead balancing out perfectly as a pointed, but empathically human character study.

A White, White Day

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This here is a “wavelength movie” if ever there was one; you really need to be able to get on this thing’s register if any of it’s going to work for you. There’s long stretches in this movie where nothing is happening, and we’re just left to absorb the silence and the atmosphere. Early on, there’s a series of static shots of this one, unfinished house, and we see the landscape switch from night to day, night to day, night to day, night to day, and this happens for at least a full minute. Later, the main character, Ingimundur, is driving his truck, when he hits a boulder in the middle of the street. He successfully rolls it to the side of the road, and pushes it over the edge (he’s driving on a mountain). We follow the boulder’s long, tumbling journey down to the bottom, again in a series of completely static shots. To some, this will be elusive, and annoying. To others, it will just be boring. For myself, I saw it in just the right headspace to appreciate something like this, and as such, the overall effect of the film was honestly hypnotic. Something about the combination of long takes, of silent scenery that’s just a little too overexposed, of the general lack of context or the film’s initial refusal to give you a definitive foothold in the story, it all worked for me.

It helps that the story is already inherently interesting to me; it’s another mystery movie, this time having to do with an off-duty police officer who begins to suspect his recently deceased wife of having an affair. But what’s important to understand – and what the film makes clear very early on – is that this is waaaay more a character study than it is a mystery movie, with the film spending much more time on the character’s internal mechanics than his outward actions. Like I said, this is a mystery movie, but the mystery is actually the main character; as played by Ingvar Eggert Sigurðsson in what might be the performance of the year, Ingimundur is one of the most captivating screen characters of the past decade, a fascinating mess of compulsion and turmoil that was more than enough to carry me through this potentially off-putting presentation. It’s not always a lot that separates art from pretentious shit, and without that character, and that performance, I’m not sure A White, White Day would’ve found itself on the right side of that divide. But he’s there, and it’s enough.

Fourteen

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Who’d have thought, in a year where a new Christopher Nolan movie came out, that this is the most interesting film to use time as a weapon. Fourteen is a movie with a simple premise; it’s basically a portrait of this friendship as it evolves throughout the years. And in execution, that’s exactly what it is, except that it entirely forgoes any sort of signifier for what era of their lives it is, or how much time has passed since the last time we saw them. It will cut from one scene to the next, and anywhere from weeks to months to even years will have passed, and we’re basically left to try and keep up without any hand-holding. And it works, because this is the kind of story that warrants a stream-of-consciousness presentation.

Zombi Child

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It’s films like this that reveal the shallow simple-mindedness of both the viewing public for insisting that there’s nothing interesting left to be done with the zombie genre, and the gutless studio system for validating that belief with an endless stream of completely interchangeable zombie movies. I remember when Train to Busan came out, and was heralded as a revolutionary zombie flick. This, at least, one-ups it in that respect, and a couple of others too. In so many ways, this feels like a throwback, like it comes from that strange era of zombie lore that existed before Night of the Living Dead came along and reinvented the whole thing in its image. The primary driving force behind the narrative is voodoo; the film opens in 1962, where a Haitian man collapses in the street and is pronounced dead. We see his corpse lying in the casket, we see them having a funeral for him and everything, so it’s a bit of a surprise when he’s next seen shambling around, wandering the streets of his old haunts apparently as a member of the living dead. From there, the film unfolds with a multi-generational narrative that has to do with the family, heritage, and the echoes of trauma. This isn’t a movie that’s interested in hordes of the undead closing in and eating flesh. Rather, it’s main setpiece sees a lone zombie seeking out his own gravesite.

Rocks

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Rocks is a heartwarming movie; better, it’s an actually heartwarming movie, not one of those Hallmark flicks that always seems two seconds away from suffocating you with diabetes for how sugary it is. This movie’s emotional core is honest. And the way it delivers on that emotional core oozes with lived-in naturalism; the whole film is populated by child actors who do that rare thing in movies where they feel like real kids. In fact, the world feels so lived-in, and the characters so complete, that I honestly could’ve spent the whole 90 minutes just watching them go through their lives, and not have any sources of conflict or “plot” ever show up. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good story, and it doesn’t interrupt anything else or come out of nowhere, or anything like that. But this film was already doing such a good job of immersing me in its world, that I’m convinced it could’ve sustained itself on just that low-key register right to the end.

Nomadland 

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If there’s a running theme in this rundown, it’s me trying to sell these movies which, on the outside, just seem like the most maudlin, pretentious shit. That’s probably never been more true than with Nomadland, which I’m gonna have serious trouble even describing, let alone making it sound like viable entertainment. Basically, the whole movie is about Frances McDormand as Fern, a woman living in the margins of society. And, that’s basically it. But that’s all this movie needs. This is a genuine masterclass in low-key grandeur, that combination of tactical groundedness and sweeping splendor. God, I have no idea how this director is gonna make a Marvel movie.

The Way Back

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I am infinitely more fascinated by artists and creators whose output is hit-or-miss than I am by consistency, no matter how good that consistency tends to be. In so many ways, Ben Affleck is the poster boy for fascinating inconsistency; after being considered little more than a joke for basically the whole of the early 2000s, he managed to achieve a legitimately inspiring comeback by writing and directing (and occasionally starring in) some pretty fantastic films, like Gone Baby Gone, still my favorite of his cinematic output. This new lease on his career was seemingly solidified by him winning the Oscar for Argo…and then he went and played Batman, where probably the nicest thing you could say about it was that he was the best part of a pretty poor bunch of films. Billed as a comeback movie – both for the character Ben Affleck plays, and Affleck himself – The Way Back gains serious depth from just how deep into his own demons the star is willing to mine. There’s an emotional honesty to this movie that just can’t be faked, and the details of Affleck’s character’s alcoholism feel lived-in and genuine. The most impressive thing about the film is that it recognizes that redemption isn’t easy, and the path back to an okay place – not even a good place, just a manageable one – oftentimes feels impossible.

The Climb

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The Climb is another interesting, elusive movie. Like Fourteen, it’s a portrait of a friendship’s evolution over the years, and like Fourteen, it presents itself in a very stream-of-consciousness manner. There are time jumps within the scene transitions, and half of the movie is spent with the audience trying to get back up to speed with what’s been going on in the meantime. But it works, though, because the characters are interesting, and watching them both progress and regress as time goes by is legit interesting.

Martin Eden

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I’m not a Jack London guy; never read any of the books, not really sure what his place in the wider popular culture is (the closest I got was that one episode of Next Generation where Data goes back in time, and there’s a Jack London cameo. It was a pretty crap episode). But I still liked this a lot, with my lack of Jack London know-how not serving as a detriment to the movie at all (I had to resort to Wikipedia for trivia, and I was informed that this is apparently only “loosely based on the 1909 novel of the same name”). It’s immersive as hell, with some vibrant cinematography, really smart editing choices, and a central performance that a) was great, and b) kept reminding me of Christian Bale, what with his chin and his intense stare. There were a lot of behind-the-scenes choices made here that I think benefited the overall film greatly, like how they never really specify exactly when this movie is taking place (I saw one online outlet liken this tactic to what Transit did with its nebulous setting, and I think that’s appropriate). I also like how basically the whole movie we’re left on our own to decide how we feel about anything that’s going on. Specifically, I’m thinking of Martin’s politics (it can occasionally be annoying when a film doesn’t take an overtly hardline stance on these kind of issues, but here I think it was appropriate), and his romance.

The love between Martin and Elena is one of the film’s smarter flourishes, because at every turn, we’re invited to wonder whether or not they actually work as a couple. He’s clearly not welcome in her world (at one point, he goes to a classy party, and there’s a clever, Silence of the Lambs-style shot where he’s the only one not wearing a beige suit), and he doesn’t want to be, anyway. He writes passionately about harsh poverty and destitution, subjects that Elena wishes to simply avoid. But he’s also a forceful dick, someone who hinted early on that he was eventually gonna grow into an absolute self-righteous shitheel. That said, this isn’t like…I don’t know, Valerian or something, where you’re genuinely left scratching your head as to why either of these people can even stand to be in the same room as each other. Martin and Elena have legit chemistry, and the film does good work at visually suggesting their connection. Remember up top when I said this movie had smart editing? When I wrote that, I was specifically thinking of this sequence early on where we cut between Martin on a boardwalk, strolling beside the raging blue ocean, and Elena playing the piano, the camera really capturing the vibrant blues of her eyes. Blue is a constant color throughout this movie; come to think of it, I haven’t seen overt color-coding like this since Manhunter. Good shit

Shirley 

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In case my entry for Ordinary Love didn’t make clear, I have absolutely no time for traditional Oscarbait biopics, the “based on a true story” nonsense that seems tailor made to give Academy voters a hard on. If it were up to me, all biopics would take the track that Shirley does; instead of trying to present an “accurate” view of what she was “really” like (which is an impossible task, destined to fail), the film instead cleverly repositions itself as more of a “spiritual” representation. It’s the life of Shirley Jackson, as seen through the lens of a Shirley Jackson story. That’s right, instead of another weepy, serious bit of Oscarbait nonsense, we’ve got a legit gothic horror movie on our hands, and what’s more, it’s a real good one. Not since Capote has a biopic of a famous author delved so effectively into what their work was actually like. 

Never Rarely Sometimes Always 

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Much like The Assistant, this is another movie that could’ve felt low-key to a fault, but somehow it stays on just the right side of its minimalist style so that it never feels boring. What’s funny is, I keep having to remind myself that this is technically a “hot button movie,” since it deals directly and frankly with abortion, but the movie’s lived-in naturalism keeps the focus where it belongs; on the characters in the story, and their journey. What could’ve felt almost punishingly down-to-earth is given a real minimalist power

Saint Maud

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I had a feeling when I first watched the trailer for this…god, it must’ve been over a year ago at this point? Anyway, I got a strong impression from watching that that this would be a movie I’d vibe with. The trailer was giving off the right kind of energy, and while that is by no means a guarantee of success (as anyone who remembers 2020’s The Grudge can attest, it’s much easier to make a good horror trailer than it is to make a good horror movie), I did notice that this was a movie coming from A24, who have a pretty good track record in this area (their previous religious horror movies: The VVitch and First Reformed. That’s fucking pedigree right there).

Anyway, I am sooooo glad I waited before making this list so that I could see this, because my instinct was right; the list wouldn’t have been complete without it. This is a fantastic thriller, one of those brilliant “how much of this is real, and how much of what we’re seeing is just the main character going insane?” horror movies that thrives on uncertainty.

The Invisible Man

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If Saint Maud was the properly scary horror movie of 2020, this here is the fun horror movie of 2020. Which works, since the main boon for classic universal monsters was never that they were scary; oh, they were atmospheric, sure, but none of them were particularly frightening. Rather, they were fun, and iconic, and a bit camp, and that’s I think what Leigh Whannell was smart enough to lock in on for his remake, easily the best horror remake in quite some time. Not since Jordan Voight-Roberts has a filmmaker managed to make a studio film that felt this personal and scrappy. The Invisible Man’s success must be something of an embarrassment to Hollywood; they were all set up with their big extended universe to match Marvel, only for that whole thing to crash and burn one movie in. And then, to add insult to injury, The Invisible Man came along, kicking its big-budget predecessor’s asses so hard, and with such superior filmmaking, that now the Tom Cruise Mummy is somehow even more of an irrelevancy than it already was. I didn’t even think that was possible!

Saint Frances 

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Here we have a movie, like Never Rarely Sometimes Always, which is technically a “hot button movie” – in that its plot includes topics such as abortion – but when you actually sit down and watch the thing, all that stuff flies out of your head and you’re left with this empathic, soulful character study. This is a rough one to describe, because no matter what way I attack the story, it’s going to end up feeling rough and disjointed, tackling too many things without any coherence or clarity. The strength of Kelly O’Sullivan’s script and Alex Thompson’s direction (their first forays into both departments, amazingly) is how well they manage to encompass all these disparate themes and events as if they were all connected by one narrative thread. It’s a movie that contains multitudes; it’s wrong to call it a comedy, despite it being occasionally very funny, and it’s wrong to call it somber, despite it being frequently melancholic. It’s a lot of things, and they all compliment each other. 

The Gentlemen

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The Gentlemen isn’t the “deepest” movie of 2020, and it wasn’t the most “meaningful” or “impactful” or whatever other words you want to use. But in a very real way, this might’ve been the most valuable. There’s a reason that, for all the movies I saw in the cinema early in the year, this is the one I kept coming back to months into lockdown. It’s just fun; better, it has enough sense about itself to know when to push the joke, and when to lay off. There’s a sense of tonal control here that speaks to real skill behind the camera, and I say that as someone who hasn’t always been impressed with Guy Ritchie’s output.

Speaking of, this is the movie Ritchie made right after his horrible Aladdin live-action “movie,” and I gotta say, there is such a tangible difference between this movie – which he was clearly passionate about – and that movie, which just screams “paycheck job.” Which, honestly, more power to him; this is probably the best case scenario for directors working on those big, stupid Disney properties. Make the hack job, rake in the dough, and then use that money to make something that’s actually worthwhile.

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