Insectoid Invasion on Goucher’s Campus
Goucher has a problem. Well, it has many problems, but there’s one in particular that I want to talk about in this article: spotted lanternflies. Now if you’ve been on this campus for more than 5 seconds, you’ve surely seen…
Remember When Lil Nas X was Dropping Hits?
Hi, we’re Tniya and Aess. Well… yes. This issue’s playlist is a tribute to unrecognized talent, the world famous pop star: Lil Nas X. You’ve followed him from his smash hit Oldtown Horse; you loved him through his collab with…
EAR BUDS: Nature Valley Granola Bar
By Tess Seibert ’25 and Aniya Carrington ’25 Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya. We don’t have a brand deal. We also are not a good source of daily fiber. However, we are a good source of tunes! This edition’s playlist…
Lightning McQueen’s Hype Playlist
Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we are not professional racers. We’re also not animated cars. Thought experiment: YOU. ARE. an animated car. And YOU are about to ZOOOOOOOM in a big race. Let’s say, for the sake of pretend,…
Pieces of Human Life
Content Warning: This fictional poem falls within the horror genre. It contains themes of gore, body horror and cannibalism. Please note that it is a fictional poem. I contemplate on how long I am willing to keep this up. It…
EAR BUDS: The Quindecim Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
APOCALYPSE: TUNES TO SURVIVE TO Hi, we’re Tess and Aniya and we’re not planning doomsday. We also aren’t zombie apologists. However, we are ear buds! We may not have a fool-proof strategy for the pending DOOM that’s coming, but we…
The Starry-Eyed Girl
I once knew a starry-eyed girl, She lived down the hall from me. When we walked home from school, She would tell me the most fantastic stories And on weekends we would become characters fighting to save the world. Leaning…
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